In Which A Driving Test Is Failed And Jack Gets Beaten With A Newspaper
By John Harris
Disclaimer: On wait, they're on their second wind. Guess I'll keep them.
"How'd it go?"
Neil grinned maniacally. "I'm doing much better. Except for the whole failing thing, I so would have passed."
"This is test number..."
"Twelve. It's twelve, Jack. You know it's twelve. You taunted me about it the whole way to the test."
"I just wanted to make sure you knew."
Alex looked up from his work. "It's okay, Neil. I'll give you a ride to work tomorrow."
"Why not a ride with me?"
Neil spotted a newspaper.
"Because that'll end in a double homicide."
Neil began rolling the newspaper.
"Ain't my fault he can't drive."
Neil smacked the rolled up newspaper into Jack's head.
"Bastard!"
"What was your score?" asked Alec.
"Five. I only lost five points. But two automatic fails."
"Which were?"
"A yield sign and a yellow light."
"You're getting better."
"Except for the failing thing."
"Except for the failing thing, yeah."
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